Today, I brought my Cox Communications bill to work. I want to call them and make some changes to our service. We pay them a ton of money and it really bothers me.
Anyway, I’m looking at the bill on my desk and there’s a bold “What’s New From Cox” blurb. So… what is new from Cox you ask?
Well, here’s what it says verbatim:
MORE VALUE, MORE CHOICE… MORE CHANNELS! On December 28, 2005, Cox Digital Cable will add two new channels to the lineup. PBS KIDS SPROUT (Ch. 351) is a fresh new destination devoted to preschool children and their parents and caregivers. LOGO (Ch. 341) offers innovative originals, movies, documentaries and specials that reflect the diversity of the gay experience and appeal to a broad range of gay and non-gay viewers.
Maybe it’s just me but announcing a preschool channel right next to a gay channel is just asking for our bible reading citizens to call up and complain.
I just love this stuff.
